YOLO just isn’t as meaningful when you’re immortal
Children, you must finish your Kool-Aid before we can begin our intergalactic pilgrimage on the mothership.
Going to graduation rehearsals wearing a junior shirt. They gonn’ be so madd
i just really miss my cats right now
fuck everyone
yunggoth asked: i think rick sent that ask to accuse us of using a tumblr dating website
Rick was probably just trying to get me to register so he could try and get a piece of my hot bod.
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Your little brother’s roomate is a Reptilian.
Cult of the Ancient Faceless One, Pt.9
It has been said that all things must come to an end, and from a terrestrial perspective it must seem true of this devoted group of worshippers. However let it be known that this percieved end is merely a new beginning as the dutiful worshippers of the Ancient Faceless One embark on a transdimensional voyage at the Summer Solstice, when we will follow the Ancient Faceless One on his passage through time and space. Weep not for the brothers and sisters you lose, rejoice in celebration of the ones the Ancient Faceless One gains.
Cult of the Ancient Faceless One, Pt.8
“The Ancient Faceless One is best observed in the solitude of nature. The will of the Ancient Faceless One can be observed in the complex workings of the natural world.” From “The Ancient Faceless One and the Natural World” 1847
Cult of the Ancient Faceless One, Pt.7
While the Ancient Faceless one makes neither any request nor demand for blood, the ritual of bloodletting is all too important in the process of removing mankind from the pedestal we have placed ourselves on. Blood should be taken only with a dagger of either steel or silver and should be taken from the ribs, wrists, or thighs and bottled for ritual use.